Stardock's newsgroups (news.stardock.com) are a wealth of information. They also include a "humor" group, which really has some funny stuff on it. The following joke was brought to the group by Mr. Michael Block (who's a regular in the group). I can't help but chuckle about this one every now and then.....

Ugly People...

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone
inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief
they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they
enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the
wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is
done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous
too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for
a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts
laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the
floor, laughing his ass off. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what
his wish will be. The guy calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again"