4 things to do before I die.....

This is not serious at all.....

Published on August 31, 2004 By KarmaGirl In Misc

1) Buy a Harley Davidson. Put a real exhaust system on it. Ride it wearing a Polo shirt, khakis and topsiders. Use turn signals instead of made up hand signals.

2) Get pulled over by a cop. As soon as he walks up to the window ask: "Sir, do you know why you pulled me over today?"

3) Buy a lowered, windows blacked out Excursion. Fill the back with speakers. When at stop lights by people blasting rap, crank the stereo playing toddler tunes. Nothin' better than the resounding bass from "Old MacDonald had a farm"....

4) Stage a rally outside of PETA with the outraged members of PETV (People for the ethical treatment of vegetables)

Got any to add?

Comments

thatoneguyinslc

on Aug 31, 2004

YEAHHHHHH!!!! I LOVE it!

Zoomba

on Aug 31, 2004

I've actually done a variation of #3... Me in my '89 Chevy Cavalier blasting bagpipe music in response to some jerkoff shaking the road with some crappy rap

my scabbed wings

on Aug 31, 2004

awesome, I love #3 best.

mignuna

on Aug 31, 2004

1) Buy a Harley Davidson. Put a real exhaust system on it. Ride it wearing a Polo shirt, khakis and topsiders. Use turn signals instead of made up hand signals

i have one to add: i want to witness the above fabulous display of girl power. karma, you go, girl !

i love these

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Erk.

on Sep 01, 2004

1) Buy a Harley Davidson. Put a real exhaust system on it.

Yeah! Go Karma/Harley-girl. Love seeing girls on Harley's!

but riding dressed as youve suggested is not a good idea unless you like road rash.

...hmmm, ...only if she intends falling off, lol.

You know, it's amazing how many motorists in this country will move outta your way when they hear the sound of a Harley-Davidson bearing down on them. Try getting that to happen on any other bike. On a Jap bike, it's like you're just not there, but jump on the H-D, and the road is yours!

This I know from experience, and I still carry the extra parts they added to me in surgery after an accident involving my Jap bike and a Volkwagen Beetle. (I have a permanent metal fixture running down the inside of my femur keeping it together, as a result of this accident)

On a Harley, there's no such thing as "I did'nt see you" as an excuse from the driver, after an accident.

Texas Wahine

on Sep 01, 2004

KarmaGirl: I loved this! Great post.

2) Get pulled over by a cop. As soon as he walks up to the window ask: "Sir, do you know why you pulled me over today?"

That's hilarious!!

JURookie

on Sep 23, 2004

That's awesome! One thing I want to do is make all the buttheads in the world to have plastic surgery so they look like a butthead.

Texas Wahine

on Sep 23, 2004

he he he . . . make 'em easily identifiable, eh?

KarmaGirl

on Sep 23, 2004

That's awesome! One thing I want to do is make all the buttheads in the world to have plastic surgery so they look like a butthead.

I would settle for them just having to carry a sign

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KarmaGirl

on Oct 14, 2004

hehe.....I fixed it for him. He must have been pointing to the worng place

on Oct 15, 2004

PETV (People for the ethical treatment of vegetables)

The spelling is close to PERV.

You may reconsider that name.

Bah poison...too bad trolling an anon person is like spitting in very heavy rain.

KarmaGirl

on Oct 15, 2004

PERV- People for the ethical rights of vegetables?

Yeah, I fixed the troll's post

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on Oct 22, 2004

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KarmaGirl

on Oct 22, 2004

Thank you for the Spam. I fixed it for you as you obviously made a typo.

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