Just a senseless joke that I received via email: A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam", she says as she leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean"... she whispers, ..."I would do...anything". He returns her gaze. "Anything"? "Anything!" His voice softens. "Anything"? "Absolutely anything". His voice turns to a whisper....

Just a senseless joke that I received via email: A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam", she says as she leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean"... she whispers, ..."I would do...anything". He returns her gaze. "Anything"? "Anything!" His voice softens. "Anything"? "Absolutely anything". His voice turns to a whisper....

I got this via email from my hubby.  So, I take no credit and I have no idea where it originated. Tired of speeding tickets? Want to open up spaces between you and the cars around you? Step 1. Tie these balloons to your car. Step 2. Drive VERY FAST. Step 3. Watch people freak out. Step 4. Tell the nice officer you thought they were real.

I got this via email from my hubby.  So, I take no credit and I have no idea where it originated. Tired of speeding tickets? Want to open up spaces between you and the cars around you? Step 1. Tie these balloons to your car. Step 2. Drive VERY FAST. Step 3. Watch people freak out. Step 4. Tell the nice officer you thought they were real.

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and ...

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and ...

In my ramblings around the internet, I ran into this site: http://www.namesuk.com/title.html So, now *you* can be a "Sir" (or "Lady"...or 'Duke"...or...)

In my ramblings around the internet, I ran into this site: http://www.namesuk.com/title.html So, now *you* can be a "Sir" (or "Lady"...or 'Duke"...or...)